>The Poetry Technical Support Line

> Welcome to the poetry technical support line. We’ll help you with all your crashed stanzas, incorrectly formatted rhyming schemes and missing palindromes. Our highly trained staff are here 24 hours a day, to help fix any problem you’re having with a poetry system; the’re the best you can speak to! Please Note: Calls are charged at £2.00 a minute. This technical support line does not support limericks.