>Dilbert: Dilbert’s Invention and Dogbert’s Tech Support Video

> www.dilbert.com By Scott Adams Dilbert invents a device that makes him invisible to everything except sarcasm. Dogbert solves all your computer problems. In Dilbert’s Invention, Dilbert says, My new invention screens out all unpleasant sights. Try it. Well, what do you think? Dogbert says, Who said that? Dilbert says, The hand that used to feed you. In Dogbert’s Tech Support, Guy says, ‘Hello, I…’ Dogbert says, ‘Shut up and reboot!’ Guy says, ‘Hey… it worked!’ Dogbert says, ‘Shut up and hang up! My average call time is improving.’